Oh Brilliant TJS! Seeing as it isn't my car I can enjoy that story and laugh!
I had no ideas that Emu's were so troublesome, perhaps thats where Rod Hull got his idea from? (For those who don't know about him - a very annoying comedy act in the 70's with an Emu puppet stuck to his arm which caused mayhem). Did the car ever get clean and loose the smell

and did they make their fortune with the new emu poo super glue

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Great story - and I expected the outback to be boring, thanks for sharing

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