You just have to laugh at the UK gamebird Pheasants, intelligence seems to have been totally eradicated from them, marvel at their ability to hit a moving car no matter how much the car swerves to miss them. Be amazed at their deadly aim and how they can hit your windscreen from half a mile away.
You don't need to buy an expensive gun, just drive around the countryside and they'll find you, but if you have already bought a gun, just hit them over the head with it, saves bullets.
