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Old 23-10-2007, 05:20 PM
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I thought the original one was,

"How do you know when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?"

"By the footprints in the butter ....".

We really need a groan smiley .....

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Originally Posted by Elli View Post
Elephant jokes make me laugh and I know lots of them, so I thought I'd share a few. Let's see if we can all think of elephant jokes to get 101 elephant jokes, one joke per post and only posts with an elephant joke in them, so post 101 will have the 101st joke.

Here's my first one:

Question: Why did the elephant cross the road?

Answer: Because it was the chickens day off

I didn't say they were good jokes

At least this makes it easier for you all to come up with something better so let's hear yours
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